Ever since Brian and I sold our TV and another item on Craig's list, I have been searching for items around the house that we could get rid of. After today, I was tempted to post the following ad.
Available to borrow for as long as you would like:
Girl: One year old. Approximately 21 lbs. Brown hair (what little she has) and blue eyes. A cute grin. A little on the chubby side.
Slight imperfections: Teething and still tired from long weekend. Some could consider her crabby. Obsessed with stairs. Will make you chase after her several times a minute.
Price: Negotiable. Willing to provide beer, wine, free lunch in exchange for taking her off my hands for a short while.
Ok, so maybe I won't get rid of her, at least not on Craig's List. Now if any family or friends want to take her for a bit, that would be a different story.
5 comments:
Will you provide delivery?
Does she get along well with cats? ;-)
Sign us up!
After we're all well again, we'd be delighted to have Ms. Allison visit again. And, all of our stairs are behind doors (so less chasing for us).
Ah yes. She's at that stage where she'll keep you on your toes and drive you nuts! She's too cute to give away!
Ha! I could post a similar ad for Pete!
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